Looking for some birthday pick-up lines? Consider this your ultimate list.
In my role as a life coach, I am often helping my clients figure out how to make deeper connections with the important people in their lives. With that said, this is just a bit of fun.
Enjoy this list of funny birthday pick-up lines and let me know your favorite way to say Happy Birthday in the comments below.
What Are The Best Birthday Wishes?
The best birthday wishes are memorable, witty and original. That’s why you’ll notice there are a lot of witty birthday pick-up lines in thist list.
How Do You Wish Your Crush A Happy Birthday?
The best birthday pick-up lines for your crush will differ depending on your relationship with them. Is it a dirty little secret that you have a crush on this person? Does she know you’re trying to show her that you’re boyfriend material? Or have you been in a relationship for several years? This matters when choosing the most appropriate birthday pick-up lines to use.
That’s why I have listed a wide range of birthday pick-up lines to choose from. Some are serious and loving. Some are funny, some are sexy. Some are aimed at platonic friends or family members.
Either way, you can complete your birthday pick-up line with a birthday present and a heartfelt birthday card note.
Birthday Pick Up Lines For Crush
Read on for the hottest and witty birthday pick-up lines for your crush.
- You’re hot like the flames on birthday candles.
- I was wondering if your lips are sweeter than the icing on this cake.
- You’re my birthday wish come true.
- I want to request a silly birthday dance with you. Alone. In our birthday suits.
- Was it your plan to match that gorgeous, sparkly party dress with your eyes?
- I’m your genie for the night. Can I make your birthday wishes come true?
- Can I be the cherry red topping to your birthday cupcake?
- I’m not the party photographer, but I can definitely picture me and you together.
- These bright party lights ain’t got nothing on your eyes. Happy bday sweety-pie.
- It has been a fun night. But I wish it was just you and me.
- I’m a thief, but I’m not here to steal your birthday presents, I’m here for your heart.
- I’d say God bless you on your birthday, but it looks like he already did.
- For your birthday, I wish I could arrange the alphabet so I could put U and I together.
- I had a bite of your special birthday cake and I think it’s off. Does my tongue taste funny to you?
- I got you this mirror because I wanted to show you how incredibly beautiful you are!
- You’re so hot, I bet you could light your birthday candle at 10 paces.
- You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
- You’re three times as sweet as any birthday cake.
- I didn’t know what to get you for your birthday. How about my heart?
- You can blow out your birthday candle, but nothing can extinguish this spark between us.
- Want your birthday kiss to be the best ever? I’m here if you need to practice.
- Are you a birthday cake? Because you are so sweet.
- You’re so beautiful that your birthday should be a national holiday.
- I know it’s your birthday, but I still think you should be placed under arrest for stealing my heart.
- It was MY birthday wish for you to look this hot tonight!
- You look amazing in your birthday dress, but you’re much more than just your looks.
- Is it the birthday party lights, or is it your smile that’s illuminating the room?
- I chose to wear this shirt to your birthday party. Wanna know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
- First, you’ll blow the birthday candles, then I’ll take your breath away.
- Can I bake you a birthday cake? The only ingredients are love and passion.
- So, how does it feel to be the most beautiful girl at this birthday party?
- I never thought I’d love anything more than chocolate, until the birthday girl walked into the room.
- I wanted to give you all my love for your birthday, but there’s no box big enough to hold it.
- You’re not my birthday wish, you’re my answered prayer.
- Were you really born on this day? Or did you just fly down from heaven as the beautiful angel you are?
- I know you have enough breath to blow out your candles, because you’ve taken mine.
- Now that you have a new number for your age, how about you give me a new number for my contact list?
- If it weren’t your birthday, I’d have asked you to get out of this place… You’re making the other girls look bad.
- I can read your palm. Your heart line says that you’ll call me tonight after this birthday party.
- Forget the birthday cake. I’d like a hot slice of you.
- Your birthday party might’ve ended, but the real party is just getting started.
- You are gorgeous! I bet you look even better in your birthday suit.
- I’d like to kiss your lips till they’re as red as your cake’s frosting.
- The wildest part of your birthday party comes when it’s just the two of us.
- Don’t feel disappointed with your birthday present. I’m going to give you a very special gift tonight.
- Hey, it’s me. Your birthday wish from last year…
- Did you wish for your phone number? Because I wished for yours.
- It’s your birthday. I got you something. Your favorite drink. It’s still at the bar, and I didn’t have to wrap it but…
- To my dear pussy cat, all the sweet milk in the bowl won’t be enough to show you my love. Happy birthday.
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Birthday Pick Up Lines For Guys
You ladies are usually pretty great at making pick-up lines for guys. But here are some birthday pick-up lines to spark your imagination, anyway.
- Hey, birthday boy. There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how handsome you look today.
- How about we put the birthday cake on top of me and you can eat it off me?
- Are you a birthday candle? Because I’d like to blow you until I get my wish.
- Since it’s your birthday, I’ll take out the trash if you take me to bed.
- You wished for me to look amazing in this dress, right?
- I have something way sweeter than a birthday cake in my bedroom.
- Your wish was for birthday sex for me, right?
- There’s something wrong with my eyes. I just can’t take them off the birthday boy.
- This year, the surprises don’t end after the birthday party.
- Happy birthday baby. Me and my friends will have our booties popping faster than a birthday balloon.
- It’s not my birthday, but I want a birthday kiss too.
- Is that a birthday hat in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
- I wore bandages to your party because I bruised my arm falling for you.
- Happy birthday boss. I’m at your command tonight.
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Birthday Pick Up Lines Dirty
Here are some subtle ways to let the birthday boy or girl know that things will be getting nasty tonight. Deliver these with confidence and they’ll wish their birthday party ended immediately.
- Happy bday sweety. Wanna see my birthday suit?
- Happy birthday. Sex tonight?
- Your birthday gift is a dirty little secret.
- Have you been a good girl this year? Later, I want you to be bad!
- My gift will be delayed for a while. Just wait. It will just appear on your doorstep naked.
- We’re like cake and icing. You’re sweet and I want to be on top of you.
- Don’t get me wrong, your dress is gorgeous. But I bet your birthday suit is even better.
- For your birthday gift, I plan on giving you a night you’ll never forget. Happy birthday sexy.
- Is it your birthday? Because icing isn’t the only thing I’ll be smearing all over your face tonight.
- Happy birthday sexy. Tonight, you’ll be eating your birthday dinner off my body.
- Are you a birthday balloon? Because your booties’ popping.
- I’m saving my slice of cake to eat off the birthday girl
- I would have bought you some fancy lingerie for your birthday, but I didn’t see the point since they’re gonna come off anyway.
- Tonight, I will be your birthday dinner.
- Happy bday sweety. The real party starts in your bedroom.
- Do you believe you are a naughty birthday girl? If yes, I dare you to prove it.
- I think you’re missing a birthday party guest. You forgot to invite your pants to come on down.
- That birthday dress of yours would look great on my bedroom floor!
- If you were born today, that means you’re a Taurus? Either way, I want to ram you.
- Are you a birthday present? Because I want to unwrap you.
- That’s a great sparkly party dress. Too bad I’ll have to rip it off you.
- That’s a great party dress. Wonder what it’ll look like on my floor.
- You’ve been a nice girl all year, it’s time to get nasty tonight.
- I got you a birthday gift, but it’s back at my place.
- Come to the bedroom with me. I have a special birthday cake with a special candle for you to blow.
- How about we skip your birthday dinner, so I can give you my special present already.
- I’ll let you make a wish if you blow on my special candle.
- Let’s skip dinner and eat birthday cake upstairs.
- Your gift is the best head ever. And I don’t mean a birthday hat.
- You get two birthday wishes. The first is for me to strip half-naked. What’s the second one?
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Birthday Pick Up Lines For Friend
If you’re making birthday pick-up lines for a friend, the idea is to show that they’re your favorite person without being flirtatious. Sarcastic birthday pick-up lines can work well here. So can funny birthday pick-up lines, although they’d need to be so funny that the birthday girl knew you were kidding. Here are some ideas.
- Well, I’m here. What were your other wishes?
- Hi, my name’s Birthday Gift. Someone said you were looking for me?
- I know your birthday is only once a year, but you’re so amazing it should be every day.
- So, last year you wished for the best friend in the world. What do you want this year?
- It’s your birthday, but I’m the one who’s celebrating the most. My favorite person in the world was born on this day.
- I wanted to send you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.
- Are you the sun? Because I’ve never seen a birthday girl shining like you.
- You are like a birthday candle. You light up my life.
- Either you’re a leap-year baby or your birthday candles must be lying.
- You just began your 28th voyage on Starship Earth. Can I be your co-pilot?
- Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute birthday girl kissed me tonight?
- What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? “What’s eating you?”
- Roses are red, bright and colourful lights glow blue, it’s been a fun night, here’s a lap dance for you.
- If it’s your birthday today, how come you’re so amazing to be around every other day?
Birthday Pick-Up Lines For Sister
If you’re crafting a birthday pick-up line for your sister, you definitely need to make it clear that it’s a joke. Better yet, stay clear of being flirty and just make it funny. Cheesy birthday pick-up lines are the best way to go here, although you could just be sincere about your respect for your sister too.
- Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
- Happy birthday sis, you make the family so proud.
- You wished for the best brother in the world to come to your party. What were your other wishes?
- Is that the sun coming up, or just the birthday girl shining?
- Happy birthday to the one who got the good genetics.
- My presence is your present.
- How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
- You got mum’s beauty. I got dad’s brains. Happy birthday to the best sister.
- These birthday candles must be lying, you don’t look a day over 18.
- You’re so amazing that your birthday should be a national holiday.
- Hey sis, you look so beautiful tonight that I forgot my birthday present.
- Happy birthday sis, you already got the most special present. A brother like me.
- Your birthday hat looks silly, but you still look wonderful. Happy birthday sis.
How Do You Say Happy Birthday Flirty?
You can make any birthday greeting sound flirty when it’s delivered the right way. Your eyes, your body language, the tone of your voice. They all make a difference. Just your looks without any words can be considered flirtatious.
The best tip I’ve heard on speaking seductively? Hold eye contact. Speak quietly and slowly. Picture them naked.
A pick-up line as simple as “Happy birthday, baby” can be as seductive as anything once you get this skill locked down. You don’t need to strip half-naked or spell out what you want to do to your crush. In fact, subtlety is often even more seductive than this.
If you’re not uncomfortable with saying Happy Birthday in a flirtatious manner, feel free to practice in the mirror!
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Anything Else To Add?
Thanks for reading my list of happy birthday pick-up lines.
Now, you’ve got no excuses to give boring ordinary birthday wishes to any person in your life, whether you bruised your arm falling for them or not 😉
Want to submit your own birthday pick-up lines? Feel free to do so in the comments below.
It would be great to read them.